8 Year Old Marketing Whiz
HOST Welcome to (stylized) BIZZ KIDS!
(SFX: Kidz Bop style song riff: “Takin’ care of Business”)
HOST (cont): We’re talking with eight year old Megan Crenshaw. In just 3 short weeks she fund raised over two thousand dollars by selling microwave popcorn . Howdja do it, Meggers?
MEGAN: 3 words. All of them: location. I set up next to my local Redbox.
HOST: Redbox?
MEGAN: You’ve probably seen people crowding around those bright red vending machines in front of your local supermarket...
HOST: What are they doing?
MEGAN: They’re renting movies...Redbox has lots of great new releases for only a dollar a night...
HOST: (Awestruck) ...which means more money for popcorn...
MEGAN: ... which people love to eat...
HOST: ...when they watch movies. And those big sad eyes of yours...
MEGAN: ...don’t hurt. So...can I put you down for...?
HOST: (resigned)...two boxes. Wow, those are some sad looking eyes.
VO ANNCR: Redbox. DVDs for a dollar a day at a store near you.
HOST Welcome to (stylized) BIZZ KIDS!
(SFX: Kidz Bop style song riff: “Takin’ care of Business”)
HOST (cont): We’re talking with eight year old Megan Crenshaw. In just 3 short weeks she fund raised over two thousand dollars by selling microwave popcorn . Howdja do it, Meggers?
MEGAN: 3 words. All of them: location. I set up next to my local Redbox.
HOST: Redbox?
MEGAN: You’ve probably seen people crowding around those bright red vending machines in front of your local supermarket...
HOST: What are they doing?
MEGAN: They’re renting movies...Redbox has lots of great new releases for only a dollar a night...
HOST: (Awestruck) ...which means more money for popcorn...
MEGAN: ... which people love to eat...
HOST: ...when they watch movies. And those big sad eyes of yours...
MEGAN: ...don’t hurt. So...can I put you down for...?
HOST: (resigned)...two boxes. Wow, those are some sad looking eyes.
VO ANNCR: Redbox. DVDs for a dollar a day at a store near you.
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