HOLIDAY BABYSITTER
ANNOUNCER: At this holiday party, she’s older than all the other (SFX: Whimpering children) but much younger than the (SFX: boring adult voices mumbling ‘ Mortagages, taxes, Remember the 80’s’) and since Great-Aunt Isabel unexpectedly brought her new boyfriend, Carlo (SFX-Ciao, Bella), she’s been moved back to the kids table with the (SFX: I don’t like mashed potatoes!) and the (SFX: He touched me!) and the (SFX: single child crying). And, sure enough, when the table is cleared and the grownups start talking too loud, she gets stuck in the master bedroom babysitting the (SFX: Nuh-huh!) and the (SFX: Uh-huh!) and the (SFX: Shut up!). So the least you can do is put on your coat, schlep it down to your local Redbox video vending machine and spring a dollar apiece for a couple of DVDs. So when the little kids are all (SFX: Two snoring kids) from eating too much (SFX: Gobble-gobble), she’ll know that you really cared. Which is great, because in 40 or 50 years, she’ll be babysitting you (SFX: old man- ‘I don’t like mashed potatoes’)
VO ANNOUNCER: Redbox. A vending machine for games and movies. Finally.
ANNOUNCER: At this holiday party, she’s older than all the other (SFX: Whimpering children) but much younger than the (SFX: boring adult voices mumbling ‘ Mortagages, taxes, Remember the 80’s’) and since Great-Aunt Isabel unexpectedly brought her new boyfriend, Carlo (SFX-Ciao, Bella), she’s been moved back to the kids table with the (SFX: I don’t like mashed potatoes!) and the (SFX: He touched me!) and the (SFX: single child crying). And, sure enough, when the table is cleared and the grownups start talking too loud, she gets stuck in the master bedroom babysitting the (SFX: Nuh-huh!) and the (SFX: Uh-huh!) and the (SFX: Shut up!). So the least you can do is put on your coat, schlep it down to your local Redbox video vending machine and spring a dollar apiece for a couple of DVDs. So when the little kids are all (SFX: Two snoring kids) from eating too much (SFX: Gobble-gobble), she’ll know that you really cared. Which is great, because in 40 or 50 years, she’ll be babysitting you (SFX: old man- ‘I don’t like mashed potatoes’)
VO ANNOUNCER: Redbox. A vending machine for games and movies. Finally.
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