Alright, everybody calm down and take a deep breath.

Yes, I've decided to try to develop my super powers. I'll be 42 in the fall and I kinda feel like it's now or never. I know this is freaking everybody out but I don't even know what kind of powers I have a proficiency for, let alone which ones I'll be famous for. I know what a lot of you are thinking now: " 'Famous', Cliff? How do you know it won't be 'which ones you'll be NOTORIOUS for'? This is a fair question; I've never really been seriously tested on the whole good vs. evil thing. Well, I do remember an after-school-type moment when I was 15. I was out with my friend and we were going somewhere and I ended up in the back of someone else's car and they were passing coke around and it came to me. I said 'no' and no one blinked an eye. Does that count?